AISubs v3.7
- Starting today, I'm an employee here. - Now, I'm a new employee.
- I wonder what kind of company it is. - But if you finish your lecture today, can you go home early?
- No, it's not a transfer ceremony. - What? You can't go home?
- I said it's not a transfer ceremony. - Good morning!
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- Nice to meet you, colleagues. - I see, we're colleagues.
Colleagues, employees, new employees.
Ah, what a wonderful sound!
- Who are you? - Wow, you're amazing.
SINGING IN A BASKETBALL
I'M A ROCKSTAR
WE GON' ROCK TILL THE SUN COME UP
When you say "the" at the end of a sentence,
you don't say "the" to the next person.
Don't you think that rule is being spoiled?
I think you can only say "the" at the end of a sentence.
- Because, you know... - Yeah, but...
- So... - Sit down.
Good morning, everyone.
Good morning.
We will now begin the entry ceremony for the Grey Zone Agency.
- Him again. - He's up to something.
First of all, our representative of the Grey Zone Agency,
Soichi Haizaki, will give us a few words of encouragement.
Now, let's welcome our president.
Everyone, please welcome him with a big round of applause!
If you don't mind, can you work for our company?
What's wrong?
I came all the way here.
That old man...
What's wrong?
Congratulations on joining.
Congratulations.
I am Grayson A. Jency's president, Haisaki.
I have only one request from me as president.
Let's become a family.
That's all.
From now on, you are not employees, but a family.
I'm not just saying this.
We will become a real family.
I have a bad feeling about this.
Let's think about it.
If someone is hurt,
we will reach out our hands.
That's what we are aiming for.
Some of you may be wondering if we are a family, not a company.
Let me answer you.
Because we are a family!
Thank you very much!
That was a great speech!
Now, everyone.
Let's move Canada.
Let's get excited with Grayson A. Jency's president's proposal.
Clean up your chairs and make it easier for you to exercise.
Excuse me.
Now, please look at the last part of "Newshire Guiders" that I gave you in advance.
President's beautiful illustration is used in it.
On the last page, there is a CD that you can practice at home.
Be sure to practice before you go to bed.
By exercising like this,
you will not only maintain your health,
but you will also learn basic manners as a businessman.
Now, music, start!
Graze on, agency exercise!
First of all, put your hands out in front of you like you're in a business meeting.
One, two, three, four!
Grab your phone with your left hand and do a phone response exercise.
One, two, three, four!
Grab your partner's heart as well.
One, two, three, four!
Don't forget to smile!
Five, six, seven, eight!
You won't lie about your sweat!
Seven, eight!
Say hello to your boss thirty times!
Apologize sixty times!
Five, six, seven, eight!
Lastly, sing with a smile!
Graze on!
Everyone in the company is doing it with their families.
Graze on!
They're doing it for their families' happiness.
Graze on!
They'll do anything for their families.
Graze on, agency!
Thank you very much!
Let's give our president another round of applause!
Everyone, graze on, agency exercise.
Remember it as soon as possible!
If you'll excuse me.
Thank you very much!
This concludes the inauguration ceremony.
I will now show you where you will work.
Thank you very much!
Let's unite our hearts!
For the happiness of our family!
Alright!
Let's do our best today!
Yes!
This is where you will work from now on.
This is the Neo Communication Development Department.
You will find out what you will be working on later.
Oh, right! Saeki-san!
Yes!
This is Saeki Miho-san.
She is a veteran who has been working here for 10 years.
Ask her anything about this floor.
Yes, I am Saeki who is always sitting here.
Oh!
Everyone's shirt is ready.
Please hang it from your neck.
Yes.
It's my name!
I really got a job!
Watanabe!
Yes!
Hurry up!
Yes!
How many times do I have to tell you not to close your documents and come here?!
I'm sorry!
When will you learn?!
Do it!
I'm sorry!
Do it!
You're good!
You're really good at writing at work!
I'm surprised at first, but I'll get used to it soon, so it's okay.
Well, isn't she Satoshima-san?
Yes!
I'll get you to work right away.
Really?!
Can you help me with the DM address over there?
Yes, I understand!
I'll show you.
Yes!
Then, there is one more place for the rest of the men to show you, so please follow me.
Yes!
Hey, isn't this company really bad?
It's obviously bad.
Stop it!
Everyone, thank you for your hard work on your first day of work.
Let's get started with the first job right away.
Well, let's sit down.
Yes, please sit down.
You've just joined the company and you don't know anything about society yet.
That's where you get this training.
Thankfully, our company gets a lot of calls every day.
But some of them happen for irrational reasons.
What you want us to do is calm down our company's anger and move forward with our products.
In other words, blame the company.
That's right.
That's excellent.
But there's nothing to fear about claims.
There's only one rule.
That is...
Never apologize!
It's hard work, but as long as you keep this in mind, you'll be fine.
Shall we get it done right away?
Okay?
Yes, sir.
The blind man is this evil disclaimer couple.
I hope you love each other.
Huh?
It's coming.
Oh, no!
Ah!
It's coming.
It's coming out.
Yes, yes, yes.
Hello?
Kabushi Gajaku Telephone Agency.
Neo Communication Development Department.
I also bought your health products.
Yes.
You said you'd go on a Hawaii trip together.
Yes.
We had a lot of fun and worked hard together.
It's true, isn't it?
We worked really hard together and drank a lot,
but we didn't lose weight at all.
You didn't lose weight?
Yes.
Please return all of your Hawaii trip, swimsuits, and other things.
Oh, I see.
But we don't sell medicines that say you'll lose weight to our company.
Huh?
No, we did.
We did, didn't we?
We did, we did.
That's definitely weird.
You guys must be kidding me.
We're not kidding you.
You're being silly again.
You're kidding me, aren't you?
No, we're not kidding you.
Then you're not kidding me.
You're apologizing, aren't you?
Why aren't you apologizing?
Well, it's because we're drinking medicines at our company that we're able to maintain our current weight.
But you said you'd definitely lose weight.
You haven't lost weight, have you?
That's right.
We've developed a new medicine.
It's more effective and cheaper than the medicine you bought.
People who haven't lost weight can also take medicine that doesn't make them lose weight.
People who haven't lost weight can also lose weight.
But that means even if you haven't lost weight with the medicine you bought, you've acknowledged the fire in your product, haven't you?
In today's world, personality is important.
You don't have to worry about your physique.
Personality is important.
Does that mean we're fat?
No, no, no.
That's right.
Then why are we talking about personality now?
Fat people have personality, too!
You finally called us fat people, didn't you?
No, I'm fat, too.
Then I'll have the person above me buy it for me.
I won't talk to you anymore.
Then we'll change the subject.
The phone has changed.
How did you like it?
We promised to go on a Hawaii trip in a hurry.
- Yes. - But it's gone now because of you.
- Please apologize. - We won't go on a Hawaii trip.
Apologize!
- For now, we won't go on a Hawaii trip. - Please forget about it.
- We'll go on a Hawaii trip when you two lose weight. - Don't say "weight"!
- You're fat!
- What are you saying about "fat"? - You're fat!
You can't change that fact. You're fat!
If you could run away from that fact...
- You're chewing it, right? - I'm chewing it.
- Chewing it. - You're chewing it, I'm chewing it and you're fat.
- What are you saying? - This is also a fact.
Listen to me, everyone. You're chewing it and you're fat.
- If you don't accept it, you'll move forward. - You're the one who chewed it!
- Let's move forward together. - It's not like I chewed it and I'm fat.
- Let's move forward together. - Think about it.
- Let's switch to a different one. - A different one?
It's a different guy. What are you talking about?
- Call me a bigger name. - Yes, yes.
- Did you agree? - Did you agree?
- I'm listening. - I'm listening.
It's okay. I didn't say it. I was listening.
I'm apologizing. Apologize right now.
Well, since you guys are fat...
- Shut up! - Shut up!
Shut up, you!
There's no sin in paying taxes.
- So, "hey" car, "on" car, "ko" car... - "Hey" car.
- "On" car and "ko" car. - "Hey" car and "ko" car.
- So, you're not going to pay taxes? - "Ko" car and "otsu" car.
- "Otsu" car and "ko" car. - "Ko" car and "otsu" car.
- You're like a contractor. - Yeah.
- You're too uncivilized. - It's like a court document.
- Can you change it to "bottom" one? - Why would you change it to "top" one?
- To "bottom" one. - "Bottom" one won't change.
Why would you change it to "bottom" one?
You don't have any responsibility.
- Change it to "top" one. - Yes, "top" one changed it.
You're definitely "bottom" one.
You're very talented.
Even if you're "bottom" one, you're like a young man who's about to come.
I'm talented and I'm not fat.
I'm involved in the development of this weight loss medicine.
- I produce it and it's selling well. - You're just making excuses.
- I'm just making excuses. You're too slow. - Yeah, and you're not funny.
- You're too slow. - Tell me to speak faster.
- I'll change it to "top" one. - Change it to "top" one.
- Yes, "top" one changed it. - If you apologize, that's all you need.
But if we apologize, we'll have admitted our sins.
- We'll have to pay back all of our customers. - You'll have to take responsibility.
Even if you're "bottom" one, you'll have to take responsibility and you'll have to admit that you took responsibility.
- Yes, that's fine! - Ouch!
- I can't do it! - What?!
- Ah, I can't do it anymore! I can't go out! - What should I do? What position am I in?
- I'm in the highest position! - You're in the highest position!
- Chairman! Chairman! - It's me!
- Hello? What's going on in Hongdae-dong? - Chairman, right?
- You ran away, didn't you? - No! That's not true!
- But you hung up on me, didn't you? - No, I'm sorry! A cat stepped on me!
- What?! - See?! A cat stepped on me!
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry! - I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
- When we were developing it, we were also concerned about the appearance and the contents of the capsule.
- We included about 1% of Hawaii's sand in it. - Are you mocking me?!
- You're mocking me! I'm the one who drank the sand! - No, I'm the one who drinks it!
- You're happy about the sand?! - No, it's not like that!
- It's actually a Hawaii trip! We planned it together, looked at the photos and bought swimsuits!
- I think that stage is Hawaii trip! - Okay, I got it!
- From now on, please repeat what I say. Got it?
- Go... - Go...
- Me... - Me...
- Un... - Un...
- Su... - What?! What's going on?!
- What did you say? "Su-su"? "Gomez"? Who is he?!
- He's the owner of Twin Dragons, which I liked the most when I was young.
- You're not at the right time to say that! It's weird for you to say "Gomez" at this timing!
- I just remembered it! You were so strong! - Don't remind me of it!
- You have a great impression! - Don't make me mad! Just repeat what I say!
- Go... - Go...
- Me... - Me...
- Un...
- Su... - Su...
- You have two Gomez, but you only say Gomez. - No, I have many Gomez.
- Many Gomez? No, you only have one Gomez. - Yes, I have many Gomez.
- You can change to one who knows Gomez. - No, I don't need it.
- This is your last chance. If you don't apologize, I'll leave. - Got it.
- Repeat what I say. - Got it.
- Go... - Go...
- Me... - Me...
- Un... - Su...
- You have two Gomez, but you only say Gomez. - No, you only have one Gomez.
Yes, I'm sorry.
No, I don't think it's your fault.
- Yes, I'll be careful. - Yes, I'm sorry.
He's so annoying.
Come in.
Hello.
- How did it go? - Yes, it was pretty bad.
I see. Here you go.
- Hey, you're not here. - What?
You're not supposed to be in jail, you bastard!
You're not supposed to be killing people like this!
I'll call you back right away!
What are you doing?!
Excuse me!
- What's wrong with you? - This is crazy.
- This is what work is like. - It's crazy.
Can't you say anything back?
It's the beginning of the new year. Do you usually do that?
Tomorrow is like this.
- Good work. - Good work.
What have you been up to since then?
- I don't know. - We've done a lot of things.
- What about you, Tai-chan? - Since then...
- I've been sent 20,000 DMs. - I see.
Since then, I can't move from here.
But it was very fulfilling.
I thought, "Ah, I did a good job."
- Let's work hard from tomorrow, Donkey. - Okay.
- We're going home? - Yeah.
- Be careful. - Good work.
- Okay.
That company is crazy, too.
That girl is pretty, too.
- I'm going crazy. - I'm a salaryman.
Kousuihi, let's do it.
Someone comes to our company.
An important customer.
- This is a gift. - Kousuihi, let's win.
What does "gift" exactly mean?
- I'm sorry. - It doesn't work.